The Poetry of Sarah Palin: Recent works
By Hart Seely, from Slate.com
It's been barely six weeks since the arctic-fresh voice of Alaskan poet Sarah Heath Palin burst upon the lower 48. In campaign interviews, the governor, mother, and maverick GOP vice presidential candidate has chosen to bypass the media filter and speak directly to fans through her intensely personal verses, spoken poems that drill into the vagaries of modern life as if they were oil deposits beneath a government-protected tundra. The poems collected here were compiled verbatim from only three brief interviews. So just imagine the work Sarah Palin could produce over the next four (or eight) years.
On Good and Evil
It is obvious to me
Who the good guys are in this one
And who the bad guys are.
The bad guys are the ones
Who say Israel is a stinking corpse,
And should be wiped off
The face of the earth.
That's not a good guy.
To Katie Couric, CBS News, Sept. 25, 2008
You Can't Blink
You can't blink.
You have to be wired
In a way of being
So committed to the mission,
The mission that we're on,
Reform of this country,
And victory in the war,
You can't blink.
So I didn't blink.
To Charles Gibson, ABC News, Sept. 11, 2008
Haiku
These corporations.
Today it was AIG,
Important call, there.
To Sean Hannity, Fox News, Sept. 18, 2008
Befoulers of the Verbiage
It was an unfair attack on the verbiage
That Senator McCain chose to use,
Because the fundamentals,
As he was having to explain afterwards,
He means our workforce.
He means the ingenuity of the American.
And of course that is strong,
And that is the foundation of our economy.
So that was an unfair attack there,
Again based on verbiage.
To Sean Hannity, Fox News, Sept. 18, 2008
Secret Conversation
I asked President Karzai:
"Is that what you are seeking, also?
"That strategy that has worked in Iraq?
"That John McCain had pushed for?
"More troops?
"A counterinsurgency strategy?"
And he said, "Yes."
To Katie Couric, CBS News, Sept. 25, 2008
Outside
I am a Washington outsider.
I mean,
Look at where you are.
I'm a Washington outsider.
I do not have those allegiances
To the power brokers,
To the lobbyists.
We need someone like that.
To C. Gibson, ABC News, Sept. 11, 2008
On the Bailout
Ultimately,
What the bailout does
Is help those who are concerned
About the health care reform
That is needed
To help shore up our economy,
Helping the—
It's got to be all about job creation, too.
Shoring up our economy
And putting it back on the right track.
So health care reform
And reducing taxes
And reining in spending
Has got to accompany tax reductions
And tax relief for Americans.
And trade.
We've got to see trade
As opportunity
Not as a competitive, scary thing.
But one in five jobs
Being created in the trade sector today,
We've got to look at that
As more opportunity.
All those things.
To Katie Couric, CBS News, Sept. 25, 2008
Challenge to a Cynic
You are a cynic.
Because show me where
I have ever said
That there's absolute proof
That nothing that man
Has ever conducted
Or engaged in,
Has had any effect,
Or no effect,
On climate change.
To Charles Gibson, ABC News, Sept. 11, 2008
On Reporters
It's funny that
A comment like that
Was kinda made to,
I don't know,
You know ...
Reporters.
To K. Couric, CBS News, Sept. 25, 2008
Small Mayors
You know,
Small mayors,
Mayors of small towns—
Quote, unquote—
They're on the front lines.
To S. Hannity, Fox News, Sept. 19, 2008
Hart Seely is the author of Mrs. Goose Goes to Washington: Nursery Rhymes for the Political Barnyard.
It's been barely six weeks since the arctic-fresh voice of Alaskan poet Sarah Heath Palin burst upon the lower 48. In campaign interviews, the governor, mother, and maverick GOP vice presidential candidate has chosen to bypass the media filter and speak directly to fans through her intensely personal verses, spoken poems that drill into the vagaries of modern life as if they were oil deposits beneath a government-protected tundra. The poems collected here were compiled verbatim from only three brief interviews. So just imagine the work Sarah Palin could produce over the next four (or eight) years.
On Good and Evil
It is obvious to me
Who the good guys are in this one
And who the bad guys are.
The bad guys are the ones
Who say Israel is a stinking corpse,
And should be wiped off
The face of the earth.
That's not a good guy.
To Katie Couric, CBS News, Sept. 25, 2008
You Can't Blink
You can't blink.
You have to be wired
In a way of being
So committed to the mission,
The mission that we're on,
Reform of this country,
And victory in the war,
You can't blink.
So I didn't blink.
To Charles Gibson, ABC News, Sept. 11, 2008
Haiku
These corporations.
Today it was AIG,
Important call, there.
To Sean Hannity, Fox News, Sept. 18, 2008
Befoulers of the Verbiage
It was an unfair attack on the verbiage
That Senator McCain chose to use,
Because the fundamentals,
As he was having to explain afterwards,
He means our workforce.
He means the ingenuity of the American.
And of course that is strong,
And that is the foundation of our economy.
So that was an unfair attack there,
Again based on verbiage.
To Sean Hannity, Fox News, Sept. 18, 2008
Secret Conversation
I asked President Karzai:
"Is that what you are seeking, also?
"That strategy that has worked in Iraq?
"That John McCain had pushed for?
"More troops?
"A counterinsurgency strategy?"
And he said, "Yes."
To Katie Couric, CBS News, Sept. 25, 2008
Outside
I am a Washington outsider.
I mean,
Look at where you are.
I'm a Washington outsider.
I do not have those allegiances
To the power brokers,
To the lobbyists.
We need someone like that.
To C. Gibson, ABC News, Sept. 11, 2008
On the Bailout
Ultimately,
What the bailout does
Is help those who are concerned
About the health care reform
That is needed
To help shore up our economy,
Helping the—
It's got to be all about job creation, too.
Shoring up our economy
And putting it back on the right track.
So health care reform
And reducing taxes
And reining in spending
Has got to accompany tax reductions
And tax relief for Americans.
And trade.
We've got to see trade
As opportunity
Not as a competitive, scary thing.
But one in five jobs
Being created in the trade sector today,
We've got to look at that
As more opportunity.
All those things.
To Katie Couric, CBS News, Sept. 25, 2008
Challenge to a Cynic
You are a cynic.
Because show me where
I have ever said
That there's absolute proof
That nothing that man
Has ever conducted
Or engaged in,
Has had any effect,
Or no effect,
On climate change.
To Charles Gibson, ABC News, Sept. 11, 2008
On Reporters
It's funny that
A comment like that
Was kinda made to,
I don't know,
You know ...
Reporters.
To K. Couric, CBS News, Sept. 25, 2008
Small Mayors
You know,
Small mayors,
Mayors of small towns—
Quote, unquote—
They're on the front lines.
To S. Hannity, Fox News, Sept. 19, 2008
Hart Seely is the author of Mrs. Goose Goes to Washington: Nursery Rhymes for the Political Barnyard.
posted by debbie millman at 10/04/2008 11:05:00 AM
1 Comments:
That Haiku is great.
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